sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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HAHAHA

HAHAHA


My favorite part of America’s Next Top Model is when the girls get makeovers

heyfunniest:

and all the white girls get all their hair cut off and cry

and all the black girls get their weaves taken out and cry

and Tyra’s there like

Bored? Click here and you’ll be entertained.

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ghettogang:

can i just say this to you? uhg

ghettogang:

can i just say this to you? uhg

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I want to leave my house right now.


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saints-and-sailors:

ahaha maaan



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allwehaveagain:

The Notebook AND Dirty Dancing on the same day? abcfamily you’ve outdone yourself.
Oh and of course my mom walks in during both of the sex scenes. Figures.